I’ve come up with the perfect political system.
Me. As God-Emperor. Seriously, I could solve all the problems in the world. It’s cool. I’d be benevolent. I’d just make all the decisions. The end.
Ok well, I’m not omniscient, so I’d probably need other people to inform me about issues. What would be best would be to probably get a single person to listen to peoples issues in different regions. They could then bring those issues to me to make decisions on .
But really there are so many people, there’d probably end up being hundreds of these people, and who wants to spend all my time listening to the problems of every podunck corner of the country. Best if those people who listen to the problems all get together and talk amongst themselves about the issues. Decide which ones really are important enough to bring to me to make a decision on.
And really do I need to be making every single decision. Most of them really aren’t all that important. A bridge here, or a bridge there. I probably never even heard of the damn river or lake or whatever. So let’s just let them build the bridges they think are important, and if I have a problem with things I hear I’ll step in.
And honestly all this actually making government happen crap. I don’t want to do that. Do I really need to be sitting in a Department of Energy meeting. So I’ll just hire people to run those departments and then report to me about stuff to make decisions on.
And really, am I that smart? I might overrule the people, but if they REALLY think I’m wrong, shouldn’t they be able to say so? I mean if the vast majority of them unite against me, then hey that’s probably a good thing. It’s what the people want. So no problem. You really don’t like me saying no and the vast majority of you want me to say yes? Groovy. I’ll do it.
Now that I think about it though, do I really want to be sitting in a room all day probably literally all day with barely any time to sleep listening to these representatives, people running the government, trying to figure out what’s important, etc? I mean that sounds like a lot of work, and if I”m god emperor I should really relax more. So I’ll hire a guy to do that job. Find a smart guy or gal to take that job and run things, and if I don’t like stuff then I’ll let them know.
But really you know how can someone do their job harping on them all the time? Daily evaluations? nobody can work like that. So I’ll give them a few years at a time to run things and evaluate their job performance, and then if I don’t like em I can always hire someone else if I can find them.
And let’s be serious, it’s not just me that should be hiring this person, I mean they’re working for everyone. So let’s have everyone have a say in hiring or firing the person running things.
Ok so…. Me. God-Emperor. I get to relax and play video games. The rest of you go out and figure out the problems, report them to representatives, get them to make laws, have the executive run things, if we don’t like the jobs any of them are doing we’ll hire different people in their place on a regular basis.
Oh I forgot one thing. The representatives should take a lifetime vow of poverty and service to the country. It should be their job to help everyone, not themselves. Plus companies and corporations shouldn’t be able to bribe them, or the executive, and once representatives lose their jobs they should either be forbidden from ever making contact with other representatives again, or they should be sent to some tropical paradise island retreat to spend the rest of their lives. I think that’s a fair deal. Serve the public for ten years as a monk in poverty, then get to retire on bora bora. I mean really because if you don’t take the money out of the whole process then everything I laid out as God Emperor wont’ work. People will just take bribes, the wealthy will control the government, and everyone will just do what’s best for themselves rather than what’s best for the people, or even representing what the people want accurately.
So that… And with me, the God-Emperor, drinking beer and playing video games and not having to worry about it. Groovy. Perfect system.






